A Message From Dr. Edgar Scattergood, CEO
Posted in Uncategorized on Jul 23rd, 2010
Dear Visitor:
From his Deathbed this past spring in Missouri’s Ozark Mountains, the late poet Demod Smith suffered the Breach of his final haiku by a fictional character who had been drinking epic amounts of fictional beer.
The drunk, a down-and-out hay farmer named Arnie, had staggered into the poem’s bit about a shimmering meadow and was about to stomp all over perfectly rendered Wildflowers. Forcing the dying poet to put down his Pen.
He slammed it down. Haikus interruptus! Demod Smith was furious.
